• S i c k a • T h a n • Y a • A v e r a g e •

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

1 hour ago | 642,521 notes
1 hour ago | 1,218 notes

ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

5 hours ago | 331,657 notes

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

7 hours ago | 477,168 notes

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

10 hours ago | 539,041 notes

arrogantmistletoerag:

The English language makes you capitalize ‘I’ and linguists aren’t sure why, but my theory is that it’s out of respect to self. An entire language thinks you are significant enough to commence higher than all other words in a sentence, because ‘I’ is not just a word it is a damn title of a pronoun, so don’t let anyone or anything make you think you’re not important, alright? Because you contradict that every time you talk about yourself. 

12 hours ago | 28,293 notes

interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

14 hours ago | 130,523 notes

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

1 day ago | 286,185 notes
eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

1 day ago | 175,891 notes
All the broken hearts in the world still beat
Let’s not make it harder than it has to be

~ Girls Chase Boys (Ingrid Michaelson)

1 day ago | 3 notes
1 day ago | 280,456 notes

andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

image

1 day ago | 205,303 notes

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

2 days ago | 609,594 notes

owldude:

petscribbler:

What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re just always there

what if this has already happened years ago

2 days ago | 232,994 notes

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

2 days ago | 492,178 notes
1 2 3 4 5 »

theme by: heloísa teixeira